An Anxious Moment

Simple Misunderstanding?

Porsche driver getting a speeding ticket

Driver: What did I ddo, Officer?



Police Officer: May I please see your driver's license sir?



Driver: But what did I do, Officer?



Police Officer: Sir, I need to see your driver's license please.



Driver: Bbbutt what did I do, Officer?



Police Officer: Your driver's license, sir!



Driver: Shshsure, officer, here it is, bbut, what did I ddo?



Police Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Did you see that stop sign back there?



Driver: Huh?



Police Officer: Keep your hands on the wheel sir, so I can see them, ok?



Driver: Shsure, Officer, but, what stop sign?



Police Officer: Just sit right here, sir, and take your keys out of the ignition please.



Police Officer: Just sit there, and I will be right back.



A few minutes later...



Police Officer: SIR, please step out of the car.



Driver: Hey, aren't you going to just give me a ticket?



Police Officer: Sir, This vehicle is listed as a stolen car, Lean against the hood, and put your hands behind your back, now...



Driver: Bbut Officer, I just borrowed it from a friend. He didn't say it wasn't his.



Police Officer: You're under arrest, speeding, failure to stoop at the stop sign, and if you don't cooperate, it will also resisting arrest.



Driver: Bbut Officer, really ssir, I didn't know it was ststolen... Really I didn't.



Police Officer: You'll have time to explain down at the station. Meanwhile, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law...